Incapable doesn\\\'t even come close to describing the bunch of pen pushing, lying, thieving morons that are employed by the Bow Branch of WJ Meade. Not only are they incredibly and insistently rude and arrogant above their station but their incompetence extends to an almost complete lack of basic levels of human decency.
We moved into a house filled with leftover hair that looked like it had been previously inhabited by a herd of roaming wild wildebeests. Nonetheless we were assured that it had been cleaned to the highest possible standard. For the past year we have been complying with all safety regulations by lighting our cooker and gas supply with a selection of birthday candles. Apparently it would have been just too much to replace the switch.
Being left without warm running water for a fortnight during december in our single-glazed property was another shining example of WJ Meade\\\'s professional approach to their tenants.
And when we were locked inside the house for almost 24 hours - as the painters they hired managed to paint all of our exits shut - the only way they would have found our corpses would have been when they came banging on our door at the crack of dawn wrongfully accusing us of neglecting to pay rent. Their emergency number is a lacklustre automated voicemail message with a sense of urgency equal to only their finest employees.
And don\\\'t even get me started on Beryl at head office.
Above all, they are just generally vile and ill mannered. I\\\'ve never managed to leave their office without the overwhelming urge to tear off one of their skins and use it as a bath mat (as in 12 months they\\\'ve not quite managed to muster the competence to give us a hook to attach the shower head to).